Womenfolks Advice

This page is dedicated to all the menfolks with women problems. I get many calls every day from menfolks seeking advice on women. This page will host a wealth of information to help men and women patriots in their relationships. We are in the process of having the best experts collectively gather their research to be posted here for your edification. Check back soon!

It all began with an iPhone...

March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.

Our daughter's birthday was in August so we got her an iPod Touch.

My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started&ellips;.

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook, and iClean.

This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital next week!!

********** iHurt ************

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

Womenfolks have a few simple rules that they live by. If you learn these rules, which is similar to learning the tax code published by the IRS, you will never have any womenfolks problems.

1. Womenfolks are always right.
2. Womenfolks never forget when you are wrong and menfolks are always wrong.
3. Womenfolks reserve the right to change their mind with or without prior notification or notice (written; verbal or otherwise) to any party.

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. 'I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a psychologist 15. a pest exterminator 16. a psychiatrist 17. a healer 18. a good listener 19. an organizer 20. a good father 21. very clean 22. sympathetic 23. athletic 24. warm 25. attentive 26. gallant 27. intelligent 28. funny 29. creative

30. tender 31. strong 32. understanding 33. tolerant 34. prudent 35. ambitious 36. capable 37. courageous 38. determined 39. true 40. dependable 41. passionate 42. compassionate 43. hard-working WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 43. give her compliments regularly 44. love shopping 45. be honest 46. be very rich 47. not stress her out 48. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 49. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 51. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 52. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes

(Note: This may be of value to single men and women who are frustrated or confused, or people unhappily married. It doesn't apply to those who already have successful marriages.)

The biggest mistake a man can make is to put a woman on a pedestal and give her power over him.

Men no less than women are suckers for romance and sex. Romantic love is the ersatz religion of our neo-pagan era, a form of idolatry based on sexual infatuation. But no one is worthy of adoration. No one is perfect.

A man might benefit by regarding a woman as a means to an end rather than an end in herself. A man needs a woman to create a home and family, for companionship, sex, emotional and practical support, intimacy and you name it.

A "means to an end" may sound harsh to some. But in fact, nature designed women to make things happen. Mainly babies. A girlfriend once said, "I want to be used."

A man might think of a wife as a race driver thinks of his car, a cowboy his horse, a shepherd his dog, or a carpenter his tools. Men treasure what belongs to them, serves them well, and are true.

A woman expresses her love by her devotion to husband and children. She is loved for what she does, not for her sex appeal. Women (and men) earn love by their deeds. This is the only permanent love worthy of respect.

The romantic model of male-female love, based on lust and idealization of beauty, does not work. A man who "looks up" to a woman is destined to remain a child. "I married Mommy."

On the other hand, a woman wants to look up to her husband.

The feminist idea that women are "strong, creative, independent" persons loved for their repartee, talent and sex appeal also doesn't work. People get bored and move on.

For a man to provide leadership is masculine; for a woman to accept that leadership is feminine. Of course, a man is going to consult his wife because he wants to make her happy.

Beauty is skin deep. There is no correlation between beauty and intelligence or character. Women have used sex to control men from time immemorial but they want men they can't control.

A man might also abandon the notion that there is only one special woman for him. There are many women who will fit the bill. Finally, a man should not expect his lover or wife to think like him. These men are looking for themselves.

As long as there is general agreement on principles, he should respect and love her individuality.

"A MEANS TO AN END?"

Women are human beings worthy of the same dignity, respect and fulfillment as men.

I'm addressing the way men might really love, and how many women might really want to be loved.

Women are designed by nature to implement a man's vision and to be cherished for it. When a woman loves a man, often she wants to bear his children.

Sex is the symbol of a permanent relationship. No matter what "liberated" people say, sex is an act of possession and should be exclusive. We are all really looking for the intimacy trust and security that comes from a lifelong commitment. This implies monogamy.

If you think this model of marriage is suspiciously like the old fashioned one, you are right. There was nothing wrong with it. It has been maligned and undermined by a sophisticated propaganda campaign designed to turn us into hetero-homosexuals, incapable of bonding with the opposite sex and having families.

The result is a growing population of isolated individuals who use promiscuity to assuage their loneliness. These people are easily controlled. See Aldous Huxley's prophetic novel, "Brave New World."

Women empower men by accepting their leadership. They emasculate them by challenging and criticizing them. This is the agenda of the kabalistic central bankers who control the mass media, education and government.

OUR HETEROPHOBIC SOCIETY

There has never been a war of aggression that hasn't been disguised as a war of defense. The war against heterosexual society (gender, marriage, family) is no exception, masquerading as the defense of women's and homosexual rights.

Our identity is based on gender. We develop in terms of our family roles as husbands and fathers, wives and mothers, sisters and brothers. An attack on gender is an attack on our identity.

Feminism tells women that marriage and family are instruments of oppression, and urges them to usurp the male role and abandon the feminine one. We also see this attack in the promotion of homosexuality/ gay marriage, in demands for genderless bathrooms, and birth control and sex vaccines for children.

Sexual promiscuity (a.k.a, the sexual revolution) is part of this attack. Promiscuous people are less able to form permanent marriages and stable families. Men who can get sex easily are less likely to marry.

What we are told is "progress" is really "progressive"only if you are a satanist.

In "Satan: Prince of this World" William Guy Carr wrote: "Satanists have always used sex bribery and the depravities and perversions of sex to obtain control of men and women they wished to use to further their diabolical conspiracy. Satanism makes a God of sex." (p. 37) 

Pornography is used in war to undermine an enemy population by destroying family and morale. The Nazis spread porn in occupied Poland; the Israelis in the West Bank; the Americans in Iraq. We are drowning in a cesspool of porn and filth.

CASUAL SEX

Women haven't twigged to how self-destructive feminism and "sexual liberation"are. Young women are no longer valued as potential wives and mothers, but by how "hot" they are. They are pressured to have sex because other women will, and it is the only way to get male attention. There is nothing more demeaning to women (and men) than casual sex.

No wonder women suffer from low self-esteem. They want to be used for a higher purpose: as lovers, wives and mothers. They must demand evidence of love (patient courtship and marriage.) Otherwise they will be used and tossed away.

The separation of sex from love and procreation is degrading. It makes us view people as objects. It is the source of virtually all sexual perversion.

Sex, the ritual of marriage and procreation, creates a powerful bond between a man and a woman. It is a perversion to use it as diversion and entertainment.

In conclusion, it doesn't matter how beautiful or smart or witty a woman is if she doesn't want to please you. The first question you should ask is, will she do what you want? The second, can she?

We can fight the New World Order by restricting sex to courtship, love, marriage and procreation. We can resist the allure of sex by thinking in these terms. Women have been turned into sex objects in order to homo-sexualize us. If we turn them back into human beings, we will stop seeing them as in crude sexual terms.

We can fight the New World Order by upholding the traditional heterosexual family.

Like a Zen Koan, men who get women don't need them and don't want them. They aren't pretending. They don't want them and they don't need them.

Test this formula in reverse. Are women attracted to men who adore them? Temporarily maybe. But ultimately, women don't want to be idealized. They want to be seen and loved for whom they really are.

My wisdom has come too late to help me. In spite of being bright and relatively successful, I squandered my romantic life as poster boy for needy. I was programmed by the mass media and education to regard sex and love, especially sex, as the prerequisite for my personal development. I was taught that these were the highest experiences life had to offer. In other words, I was inducted into an occult secular religion which required … a woman.

PROGRAMMED TO FAIL

Popular occulture programmed me for failure. It taught me to idealize attractive women, to worship the "goddess" within, to "need" them to validate me. At the same time, women were programmed to think they were more unique and important than they really were. In heterosexuality, women empower their husbands by exchanging their worldly power for his power expressed as love. (See my book "Cruel Hoax.") But, without their knowledge, women were retrained to seek power instead and emasculate men.

Attractive women were rarely portrayed in a negative light in movies or TV. On the contrary, the rule was sex appeal = moral superiority. If an unattractive person was cast, the chances were s/he was a bad guy. (All of this is still true.) No wonder I pursued chimeras. No wonder my marriages were built on delusions.

Let's see this in a larger context: the modern world is not dedicated to realizing the intentions of the mysterious Force that created the universe. It is not based on discerning the inherent natural and moral laws that ensure our healthy development. Rather modern society is dedicated to fulfilling the ambition and greed of a tiny cabal of psychopaths. It is based on using deception and hype to cheat man and God. A highly organized Satanic power, the Illuminati, want to suppress any notions of universal Purpose and Design. They want to demoralize and degrade the human race in order to colonize us. They are behind all Western imperialism, and now, with the NWO, imperialism is coming home.

They use sex to distract people from seeing their activity. Sex is a reproductive function. Nature gave it some charm and urgency to make sure it happened. Instead of a short mating and procreating stage, the Illuminati have turned sex into a lifelong obsession. This is designed to make us stupid. Have you seen the commercials for erectile dysfunction? These drugs are meant to be used by everyone. The people in the commercials have dropped out or have lost control of their lives. They are so busy copulating that they've burned the turkey, flooded the house and neglected their dog, who needs to pee.

Judging from MTV, the younger generation, is totally obsessed with short term sexual encounters. "I'm attracted to you." "I don't know what I want." One woman has bedded 200 men she met on the net. She'll never be able to commit to one man. The younger generation has been reduced to the level of fruit flies, barely able to think.

Most sexual perversion stems from making sex an end in itself separate from procreation, love and marriage. The trend toward promiscuity and the breakdown of the family unit, portrayed as "progress" was planned by the Illuminati decades ago. In Aldous Huxley's novel Brave New World (1932) monogamy is a selfish perversion. Bonding is a crime. The words "mother" and "father" are obscenities. Life begins on an assembly line that starts with the fertilization of conscripted eggs. Babies are brainwashed for 12 years, by endless repetition of state-approved axioms. This is the world we are entering as the Illuminati take away our toys but leave us our pills, Viagra-Prozac-Soma. We are becoming zombies with six-hour erections.

MEN WHO GET WOMEN

"So long as the love, even the smallest, of man toward woman is not destroyed, so long is his mind in bondage as the calf that drinks milk is to his mother." —Buddha

When I was young and full of religious zeal, I considered becoming a monk. I decided against it because I would be like a hamburger cooked on only one side. As long as I craved feminine love and sex, I wasn't ready. But now I'm 59, happily married after three unsuccessful marriages. Having put in countless hours of lovemaking and studying the female and her form, I can say with confidence that sex and romance are mostly a matter of hormones. Men don't need women to fulfill themselves spiritually. They only need them to realize they don't need them.

Love for me is the feeling that grows over time when a man and woman can trust each other for companionship, understanding and support. The other kind of love is worship, and that is reserved for God alone.

Fulfillment for a man comes from discovering what he was born to do, and doing it. God has given every man a mission. A man becomes a man when he finally believes in himself, and doesn't put any man or woman above him. These men don't need women, except to help them fulfill their mission. They are the real men real women want.

When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive…

So I took her to a gas station!!!!!!!!

Commandment 1:

Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2:

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3:

Marriage is grand - and divorce is at least 100 grand.

Commandment 4:

Married life is very frustrating: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5:

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6:

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7:

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8:

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9:

Marriage and love are purely matters of chemistry. That is why a wife treats her husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10:

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Bonus Commandment Story:

A long—married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too far, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled. "Wow!" she said. "This really works!"

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard,
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right.
He didn't like the stew.
I didn't mend his socks the way
his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around & smacked
the crap out of him…
Like his mother used to do.

A great article from Erik Raymond at Ordinary Pastor

January 9, 2013

With a title like this there is little room for dilly-dallying along the way to the answer. So without much introduction, here is the tip that could save your marriage: Get a part-time job.

There. That’s it. Husbands, if you want to save or strengthen your marriage, get a part-time job. I should say right off the bat that I am not talking about a literal job that will pull you away from the home for more hours. Instead I’m arguing for the husband to approach his time at home with his family with the same thoughtful intentionality and engagement that he would if he were to go to work.

Far too many marriages are suffering because the husband comes home mentally, physically and emotionally zapped from his work day. He has done well as the provider for the home and now he is going to come home and collapse into a lazy-boy (aptly named) or in front of a computer or some other process of decompression and relaxation from a tough day at work. This type of thing may be okay occasionally but if practiced regularly it will lead to major problems.

Years ago after starting a new job I came home mentally and emotionally drained several days in a row. Laying on the floor “resting” became my default posture. One day my wife walked over and said, “Hey, we don’t want your left-overs. Don’t give everyone else your best only to serve us left-overs.”

This hit me like a ton of bricks. My wife and family were grateful that I was providing, but they were not content with a mere provider. They wanted a dad and a husband. In other words, there is more to the job of being a husband than just making money. He needs to be thoughtfully, intentionally, and continually engaged in the home.

This is why the illustration of having a second job in the evenings works so well. As husbands we must come home with at least, if not more engagement than we would have at work. Husbands come home to lovingly lead their families. They need to be serving their wives by listening, learning, nourishing, and shepherding them. We can’t do that when we are “recovering” from work or checking out for some much needed “me” time. The job description for a husband entails thoughtful intentionality. We have got to be in the game and doing our job.

It would not be a stretch to say that over 90% of the marital counseling I have done as a pastor involves the husband sleeping at his post in one way or another. He hangs his hat on being the provider while neglecting his role as shepherd-leader of the home. Fixing this will not solve everything but it will drastically improve a lot of things.

So husbands, let me challenge you to come home from work like you are going to work at a job you love in a place you love. Come alongside your wife to talk, listen, and learn her. Play with the kids. Do some chores. Make some jokes. Read the Bible. Pray together. Play a game. Make some dessert. Fix something that broke. Flirt with your wife. Sit and talk. Whatever you do, do it heartily and intentionally like a guy who is there, engaged with his family not escaping from his family.

Source: http://kirkcameron.com/2013/01/men-a-tip-that-could-save-your-marriage